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The Mountainbike Militiamen Movement was formed by a handful of Mountainbikers from NEPA (North-Eastern Pennsylvania) strictly for their own amusement. Eventually it became a venue to spout off politically incorrect and libertarian rhetoric. Later the original mission expanded and became a force to resist and fight the dark-evil we mountanbikers face in everyday life. Some believe we’re dangerous right-wing militants who preach a scorched earth policy if the bastards won’t let us ride. Others think we’re leftist-liberals hell-bent on a socialist bike wing of government responsible for "Tricycle to Cruiser" entitlements. It has been suggested that this is satiracle—good-natured tongue-in-cheek fun. You may draw your own conclusions, (we know it’ll be difficult for some of you). While the open exchange of ideas is encouraged, the  Mountainbike Militia doesn’t care what anyone else thinks, and those that don’t like it be damned. Now shut up and go for a ride.

The above statement is the earliest M*M*M* document known to exist. It was uncovered in a secret cache along with a 12 gauge shotgun made out of ¾" water pipe and a 2 x 6 sometime in the late 90's.

Real names aren't required (actually they are strongly discouraged), but we do appreciate a certain healthy skepticism in our troops.  Add your golden nuggets of wisdom to our treasure chest of knowledge.

The Conspiracy Board is a forum where mountainbiking survivalists can rant, rave, buy & sell, share ride info, and most importantly, plot against all who would oppose our inalienable   "Right to Ride".