presents:
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Downhill Tips with Spoolie
(the little rotted ant-infested water-logged discarded cable-spool that could) |
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Lesson 1: There
is no up, only down Rockhopper. |
Spoolie
knows the best way to learn downhill skills is repetition. Ride the course as
many times as possible (in this case only once, sadly). The best way to
learn DH skills is repetition. |
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Lesson 2: A
Downhiller has got to know his limitations. |
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Slow
down before you go into a turn, otherwise you may lose control, the good line,
and even more speed. This is especially true if you insist on using useless slick tires
like Spoolie does. |
Lesson 3: Keep
your friends close, and enemies closer. |
When
racing the clock, you are your own worst enemy. In the Dual Slalom, you are your opponents
worst enemy. Attain the lead early, or all is lost, but keep him close, for for he plots
against you. |
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Lesson 4: Emotion
without the E is motion. |
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Spoolie
tries to cut off Reptaro. Maintain your line when your opponent attempts
to pass you--or disaster will occur. If you can't control your bike, you can't
control your life. |
Lesson 5: Now
that's just disturbing. |
Downhillers
are emotional, usually drunk and always high. If you make them crash they will attack you
violently and without mercy. Your race is over, but your fight to survive has just begun. |
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Coming Soon!!!
(or later)
Trials Tips
with
Spoolie
and
ReptarO |
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Spoolie hibernates in winter, but ReptarO doesn't!
"X-treme" Snow Trials
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