people means more bike stuff for the rest of us!
9) People eating people = less
people eating animals + fewer people in animal habitat (eventually the critters could
even get their world back).
8) Muscle builds muscle!
7) You can make jerky from
6) Tastes like......
5) Almost as easy to breed as
4) Over 5 billion could be
3) On really long rides you
can invite someone you dont like and; have less supplies to carry; a barbecue
mid-ride; spare parts; and you get rid of someone you hate! Does it get any better?
2) The rest of us will have a
better shot at that Publishers Clearinghouse Prize, and when Ed McMahon shows
up with the checkHell already be MARINATED!
............and the #1
reason why Cannibalism is a great way to Ride the Apocalypse and still be good for the
Because it thins the herd!