Here at the M.M.M. we know it's tough out there on the trails, so when that no-good, sonofabitchen bastard landowner gets you down, just do this little dance and take off.  Then go back later and blow up his car.  Trust us you'll feel better, and so will we.  You can build your own flaming molotov cocktail water bottles from our plans in the near future.  Of course, this for informational purposes only.  Dancing is illegal in some states, so check local laws before dancing or blowing up anything.