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How to  Tow a Kayak with your Bike

Step 1: Fasten a 2x4 to your rear rack.

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Step 2: Strap a kayak to an S-Car-Go Trailer tightly & evenly.  Screw a bungee onto your 2x4 & attach that to the front of the kayak.

Step 3: Find the bumpiest dirt road with a body of water at the end of it.

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Step 4: Back that sucker into the water while making a 'beep', 'beep' noise.

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